this goes out to all my new followers.
OTL i make stupid emote. This is truth.
1. The role and functions of a pawn.
2. The weakest pieces on the board; numerous; interchangeable; existing to be sacrificed for the benefit of the real players.
3. Unlike other pieces, a pawn may not retreat. It can only go forward, one step at a time.
4. A pawn cannot capture a piece that blocks its path. It may only proceed if the opposing piece concedes ground, or if a different route is offered.
5. The en passant capture is a special move that permits one pawn to successfully attack another without directly engaging it.
6. Otherwise, the only way a pawn can capture is by going one step forward and to the left or right, in a single diagonal move.
7. In very rare occasions, if a pawn is allowed to cross the entire board, unscathed…
8. …it may be promoted to a queen, and, perhaps, turn the tide of the war.
pats face im always going to reblog this
are you fucking kidding me
Wow, that was beautiful.
why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger
me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny
"Why are succibi always sexualized?"
I don’t know! It’s almost as if they’re sex demons or something!
No seriously, its like being angry at robots for being made of metal
Why are werewolves always so bestial?
Why are ghosts always about being dead?
Why are witches always stuck doing magic?
That is the face of a cat that knows its embarrassing moment will never be lived down
why the hell did we all learn the exact words
"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"